Chapter VII
“What do we do
now?” asked
Lich, his adrenaline increasing, snarled. “Well, what else would you do if you had suddenly crossed a line into highly classified federal property, particularly that of a government that wants you dead?”
“Right,”
They had been running for some time now, first
one way, then another, zigzagging across the barren, rocky landscape.
“You sure we’re not running around in circles?” he asked.
Lich didn’t
answer. He was starting to grow tired with
No, it wasn’t; you need the extra firepower.
He doesn’t have battle experience. How’s he gonna survive out here?
He does have it.
How do you know that?
Lich paused and shook his head to clear his thoughts, bending over and placing his hands on his thighs.
“You alright?”
“As much as I
can be at the moment, thank you,” Lich answered through partly clenched teeth.
Why couldn’t
He started
running again.
“‘You know, if we’re going to do this together, you’d better stop being angry’…no, that’s too upfront,” he muttered softly. “‘You know, if we’re going to do this together’ – that’s good – ‘you should tell me what’s on your mind’…no, I don’t know what he’ll say. Er…‘You know, if we’re going to do this together, and everything…’ Nah, ask what’s on his mind and apologise.”
He nodded confidently.
“Er…Dy…” he started. He winced almost as soon as the words were out of his mouth – his confidence had fleeted as quickly as it had come.
“Yes?” Lich asked, still running, a hint of annoyance in his voice.
“Er…why aren’t you happy at the moment? With me?”
Lich stopped
and took a breath as
“You’re asking too many questions,” he answered calmly, “questions that I’d consider useless when I’m concentrating on trying to keep the distance in the zigzag relatively right. Now, I know you’re probably just making sure and everything, but everything is fine enou– did you hear that?”
“Wha–?”
“Shh,” Lich snapped, raising his hand and turning his head to the faint static-like noise. He stepped over a pile of rocks and peered behind a small boulder.
“Thank the Elementals! I’ve been looking for one of these…”
Lich bent over
and picked up a small black plastic box. As soon as he took a step back towards
He looked at it, crestfallen. “It’s a military radio, or it was…”
“Will be again,
give it here,” said
Lich scooped
the parts up in his other hand and handed the pile to
“Receiver, speaker…” he started, moving into murmuring.
“Can you do it while we keep going?”
“…Microphone, two-way switch,” he said softly. “Power walk at the fastest,” he told his brother, then murmured, “need a number-eight screwdriver for this…”
The two walked
quickly, making a sudden turn that signified another point in the zigzag.
“Now, if I take out the microphone component,” he told himself, “as we won’t want them to listen in to us, and use the screws from that to keep it all together…should work…”
He removed the
microphone assembly and Stored it away, keeping the
screws out. As he was doing so, Lich took another GPS reading.
“Code 298c at 4837-1326. Squadron: re-route.”
Lich looked at the GPS receiver.
“Parakoopas!” he yelled over his shoulder and began to run.
“How, by Drepatos, did they know we were here?”
“I did a 298c, apparently!” Lich answered ahead of him, his annoyance with questions put aside momentarily. “They must have intercepted the receiver’s request when I just used it then!”
“I guess we need these guys’ receivers then!”
Lich nodded as the radio roared into life again. “To’kak to base: targets spotted ahead, appear to be two Yoshies.”
“Subdue them, squadron. Proceed with caution.”
As they
continued to run, Lich looked around him, but saw nothing in the clear blue
sky. Just as he was about to check the Mana Field, jets of sand flew up with a
“ptff-ptff-ptff” in a line towards him. He rolled
forwards, his back sprayed with the sand.
Coming out of his somersault, Lich fired off a burst of laserfire into the sky where the line had gone. There was a momentary glimpse of brown and white as one of the Parakoopas rolled to one side as the beams passed, its feathery wings disappearing back into the blue as it righted itself.
“To’kak to base: targets confirmed as Yoshies, one in possession of a laser-type weapon, orange skin. Other holds some sort of black staff or spear, magenta skin. Requesting tactical information.”
“Request granted, information undergoing retrieval from KBT database.”
“Base to To’kak: Orange Yoshi target most likely identified as Dyluck ‘Lich’ Yoshi von Kippo. Wields hyper-fast boomerang-type weapon, maximum observed range of two hundred metres; laser capabilities.”
The two Yoshies had mere moments to roll to either side as another line of fountains sped down between them, a shadow passing nearby.
“Spell-caster with near-perfect lock-on ability: preliminary warm-up for attacks observed as average of four or five seconds. Other target unknown: expect likewise with staff or spear weapon. Tactical advice: prevent from completing spells.”
“Received, over. Squadron: form cross-weave attack pattern. On my lead.”
“Gulto!” Lich swore as he got up.
Lich turned his head and looked at his brother in sheer disbelief.
Lich replied with a nod, and turned back. “Alright, we give in,” he called out in Koopan, putting the Boomerang back into his belt. He raised his hands. “We surrender.”
“Disengage attack pattern, form capturer defence circle. I am landing.”
A sand dune in the distance suddenly formed a Parakoopa-shaped indentation in its outline as he landed. His legs and arms were dressed in sky-blue material, while the underside of his shell, the bottom of his wings, and his face and boots were painted the same colour. He walked towards them, folding his wings, while he trained his similarly blue rifle on them. “Remove all weapons on you,” he commanded as he stopped. “Both of you.”
Lich took out
the Boomerang, passed it into his left hand and flicked it to his right. It skidded
to a halt nearby.
“That’s it,” Lich told the Koopa. “We have no backup weapons.”
“Really,” he replied with cynicism. “Remove your cloaks and throw them aside.”
Lich obeyed.
Lich gave a slight nod. He detected their Presences on the Mana Field.
“Good,” the Koopa spoke, approaching once more, taking some cord out of his shell.
“When I say so,
you roll right and start casting Lucid,”
“You will be taken to the Ak’gorak military compound for questioning. Do not resist.”
Lich rolled the
same way as
The squadron leader patted his pants wildly with a yell, trying to put out the flames while his subordinates fired from above, their bullets meeting the Spear and falling into the sand harmlessly.
Immediately,
Lich moved his hands in their graceful summoning movement. As the white flames
of light formed around him,
Their leader
rolled around in the sand as Lich began to form a half-circle with each of his
forefingers, moving from pole to pole. Within the same movement, he rested his
left hand on his chest while his right pointed at
The squadron leader cried out as he finally extinguished the flames. Part of his leggings gone, he looked up to see the bullets have no effect.
“What is happening, To’kak?” the radio crackled.
He bobbed his head and took to the sky again. “Cease fire! Retreat!”
“Don’t let them
get away!” Lich called out as he stood, making
It was now
Lich threw the
Boomerang. Within one second, there was a cyan flash, the Boomerang was back in
his right hand and red joined the black and brown. Three shapes fell to the
ground: the two distinct legs, and the rest of the leader, distinct a moment
later as the ground once more pointed him out. Meanwhile, four fireballs sped
from
“To’kak! Come in! What is going on?”
The leader screamed with pain: it was cut short suddenly as Lich gave him a coup de grâce in the form of a laser beam.
Up ahead, the Parakoopas crashed. One of them hit his head on a rock, the impact surely fatal. The other three slid onto the sand.
Lich and
One of them rolled over and weakly raised his weapon, the impact of the fireball not as strong on him as the others. “Heh…don’t think we’ll give up,” it spoke, and fired its gun.
There was the plinging noises again, until there was a sudden click in the gun. He cringed.
“Neither should you,” said Lich.
“Never,” he replied.
There was a sigh as one of the other Parakoopas gave up its hold on life.
“You’re out of ammo, you’ve got a nice hole in your shell, and you’re in an unfit state to fly,” Lich told it. “Bad situation.”
He waved the
point of the Boomerang and aimed it straight at his head.
“Squadron, what is going on? Come in!”
Lich fired a laser at the Parakoopa’s radio, making it fizzle and pop.
“Take care of
the other one,” he commanded
Lich looked at
his brother for a moment. He had just saved their tails. This sudden burst of
ingenuity was unexpected; yet, to an extent, it was.
“Come in, squadron! Are you receiving?”
The radio snapped Lich back to the present. He looked again at the Parakoopa. “Gun over there. Now.”
It was thrown.
“Good. Now, I’m not a cruel Yoshi. I know you have families to go home to every now and again. I know you’re thinking about them right now. Would be nice to see them again, wouldn’t it?”
“Just cut the crap, Yoshi, and tell me what you want,” the Parakoopa told him.
“Your GPS receiver, or your life,” Lich answered coldly. He looked over to the other Parakoopa. “Yours, too.”
“Mine’s
destroyed,” the second one heaved. He looked up at
The first one reached into the remains of his shell and produced it. He offered it to Lich, who snatched it out of his hands and put it in Storage.
“Thank you. Arresting cord. Now.”
The Parakoopa sighed and produced it too. Lich took it, went behind him and tied his hands up. “You wait right here,” he said, and went over to the second one. “Cord, please.”
It was offered,
and taken.
“Great. Get all
of the weapons around here, please,” he told
“I’m not cruel,” he replied, then turned back to the Koopas. He went over to the Parakoopas killed by the rock and retrieved his radio. He withdrew the GPS receiver and got the co-ordinates.
“Squadron, this is your final call!”
“Hello,” Lich spoke into it.
“…Who is this?”
He could hear some whispering at the other end. He checked the Receiver.
“You know who. I’ve left two of your squadron for you at 4830-1228. Please come and pick them up, they have family to go to. Over and out.”
He then turned it off and put it into Storage, before checking for his receiver – destroyed. He went over to the other dead Koopa and checked him for his radio and GPS receiver, a likewise fate.
“Right. I think we’ve taken care of everything here,” he spoke. “Guns are safely away, we’ve looted what we needed, and we’ve restrained our captives and stopped them from communicating to base. Good. We shall get our cloaks and be out of here. Nice meeting you two, say hello to your ladies for me.”
He ignored their curses and pleas as they left them hastily, grabbing their cloaks and running once more.
“Why did you
tell them where they were?”
“I didn’t,” Lich replied. “I said they were about three kilometres southwest of here. So, I’ve bought us about…ooh, forty minutes to get away.”
A spiral of yellow lights ascended into the sky above them, signifying the barrier’s end.
“You know, that
was pretty clever of you,
The two continued to run, soon crossing Ak’gorak’s boundary.